Ummmm....Okay...Donna (a.k.a. "sunshine") has been on a roll.....a roll that I've totally expected of her. Me? Not so much....not feeling a theme for the blog...not feeling the funny....but whatever...my life is a bit a of mess so why not laugh.

So....I'm currently single...kids away on a vacation with their dad who always shows them a good time.... Can I write -- as Donna does -- about vibrators, ugly dog sex, diagonal sleeping husbands and gargling snores? Absolutely not..although I have experience (huge, pages of experieece with it...).....Here's what I can discuss..

#1 I need a book called "Dating for Dummies"....Thinking I may have a sign above my head...that only I don't see...that screams
"SINGLE" .....while not a bad thing, I'm not sure what to do with it. Creepy guys....wierd requests...Just not sure how this all happened....

#2 Told my long-time hair sytlist to "go for it"...and now Im a blond...and rocking a puerto rican tan...because I can...is this a good thing? Most likely no....but I'm still going to go for it. Cuz it's ALL about me...

#3 While I appreciate the good wishes and nonsense that ensues...let's be clear: I've not been playing checkers for the last several months....have you all not gotten the memo? Let's be clear once and for all: until further notice...it's all about me...

#4 It's all about me...have I mentioned that? Just checking...Come the end of the summer it'll change...but for now?....


Let's be clear.....It's all about me...and it needs to be that way...and too bad if you don't like it...if so...I'll see you later rather than sooner...

N-