Already a scandal...

So...here's how I spent my day.....

I started out by eating Easy Mac for breakfast..you know the stuff? The shit you boil in the microwave and then mix with neon orange "cheese"? Yeah..that's what I had for breakfast. I then proceeded to take the 9 year old boy to his soccer game. And while he performed like quite the rock star (7 goal of his own) I bitched about how I had to walk approximately 3 miles (okay I'm exaggerating, but whatever...) from car to field. The 7 year old commented ""Mom....I've heard this several times. Let's get over it." Okay...she's a mop of blonde curls with a smart mouth. Perhaps the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree....

Then grabbed Donna and her wee one's and off we went to the pool....Donna going down three flight of stairs was soooo not pretty...but she did it. And I'm happy. Two Amstel's for lunch joined the Easy Mac...

Then the hell of the day....way too many kids, bothering me in way too many ways..think of the words "Mommy Hell" and you've got the picture...drove several back from New Buff...and thinking I have several here over night that I don't own. Whatever.

Around 3:00 we escaped the hell, dumped the gimp at home and then sat on my deck enjoying the day for much too long. Went off to at party at LBCC and then to the Tree...wore a rocking dress and avoided a dangerously close wardrobe malfunction...The dress, perhaps, should not have been so short. Oh well. I'm already a bit of a scandal...what the hell...