Yeah, so welcome to our humble blog....blah, blah, la ti effing da. Donna here. Temporaily attached to this rolly office chair now for 3 months. I have formed a permanent traffic pattern in my tile floor around my kitchen island from this damn chair. I am so over sitting my life away. Broke my foot 3 months ago, when I took my son on a ski trip. Did I break it while schushing (is that a word) down the slopes? No. I fell off of a tub deck shutting window blinds. Pathetic...basically the theme of my life at the moment.
So, my partner in crime, Nancy, has been entertaining herself by filming me in my most humiliating moments since my injury. She has filmed me getting in and out of her SUV on a barstool. She has filmed me getting my first cast off at the doctor's. She has even filmed me driving those nasty scooters at WalMart that smell like ass. And not MY ass, mind you. She even filmed me sitting at my counter in the rolly chair eating a cheeseburger. So, that proves she's pathetic, too. One of these days I'm gonna get back at that no-ass filmmaker...you wait. She's probably going to post them at some time....so you can enjoy my public humiliation, too...
Not that I care. I am as blunt as can be...I have no filter. Nancy tries to reign me in, but, whatever...I only say what other people wish they had the guts to say. I feel I am the voice of not only me, but others. You can thank me later. I'll be here all week.
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