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Facebook is the best thing around since sliced bread and Diet Coke. Although I am tired of people inviting me to join their farms, mafias, cafe worlds, underwater sea prisons, etc.....I swear to God someone is going to invent an fb sex den, next.....Pokes? Pokes are great. If they're from a girl, it's all "hey, thinking about you...LYLAS...tee hee"...if it's from a guy, it's all "I'm gonna poke you hard, baby....you like the way I poke you? I'll do it again....grunt grunt"....personally, I like my guy pokes. How else can I get poked without having to shave and change out of my granny panties....? Priceless.

The Inbox is my secret weapon. I can whip messages off to people left and right and never worry about running into them....because believe me, some of the shit I write in those inbox messages would make for a very awkward moment if I ran into the recipient.....except, this morning, I sent a message to a guy I know about gay men sex....I can't WAIT to see him. I'll let you know how that goes.

IM....this is still a bit clueless to me....I have over 400 fb friends, yet when I click on the box to see who's online...I never have more than 30 friends name pop up. So, do people block me? Are they hiding from me? What the fuck? I have things to say? I want to talk to you, but not in person...and I'm not ready to hand you my cell number so we can text....alas, I always have the inbox.

Statuses have gotten me in some deep shit. Apparently my fingers lack the same filter that my mouth does. My statuses will never ever be about sunshine and rainbows...oh Holy Hell. I like to ram my sarcastic wit down people's throats....I'm not sure how to be sweet...I lost all of the info I learned in debutante school. For Pete's sake, at least I can still curtsy. And I still have the dress....not that I can fit into it....

I love to leave comments on people's walls...although I have noticed at times that my comments disappear? It's that God Damned delete button...I wish I could virtually delete certain people. Hmmm....We can talk about that another day....