facebook...what NOT to post if you don't want Donna to mock you.

I will be the first person to admit that I am a facebook whore. I am on it close to 24hrs a day between my laptop and precious iPhone...I can poke, stalk and peruse endless photos of all of my "friends".....and when I mean "friends", I mean the 400+ people that I allow to know lots of shit about me...I recently dumped over 80 people because If I don't hear from you or see Alfalfa as your profile pic, I don't need you.

Now, I have found a lot of friends that I take full responsibility of dumping after I fled from Texas....It killed me all of these years to not have some of those people in my lives...I have found the ones that are important, and the ones that I could give 2 shits about...I love to defriend, and I get off on blocking....If you're an atheist, and insist on shoving your beliefs down my Catholic throat...do not request me as your friend. I don't need you or your anti-Jesus jokes and calling my friends Christian Child Molesters....Geesh.

Oh, and if you're full of sunshine because your precious Mary Jane or Polly Sue learned a new note in music class...I will mock you. I can go on and on about how precious action packed is, but, really....do you care if my 5 year old can count to 100 in tens...no, you want to know if I tucked or rolled my boobs into my bra this morning. (Tucked, thank you very much)

So, come on, people....bring out your inner snark....don't post about precious things and sunshine and puppies...I want to see a plethora of snark and sarcasm....I live for that shit.