I've taken a couple of days off...not because I've been busy...but because I don't know how I am going to top my blog about the smell levels....seriously, the pressure is on? Oh, corn cock....I wish I had more stories about you....I wonder if he got married...or if his wife likes anal?
I drove to LaPorte, yesterday, to see a client. And I saw 2 dogs fucking on top of a dog house. (Wonder if they like human-style?) Yes, I admit I slowed down to see if the canine porn show was still going on when I was driving home...it wasn't...but, seriously...do dogs spoon after coitus? Do they have foreplay...is sniffing each others rockets and onions their idea of foreplay? Does the male dog take the bitch (it's appropriate, here) out for a rawhide or Beggin' Strip before he mounts her? Does the she-dog have an orgasm...does the he-dog feel inadequate when she doesn't? Does he ask her if was good? Does she tell him, no and that his breath smells like shit? Do they do it in front of the puppies? I mean they do it on top of a dog house? These are the thoughts that were in my head while driving the 'hoe, home...I have officially lost it.
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Jesus, Donna...you're writing about dog's fucking? Niiiice....I've got nothing to add...except that my dog once had a slumber party with his doggie girlfriend and we had to put the hose on them as they got STUCK together...now there's a visual for the day....
ReplyDeleteWill post something...anything...when I'm back from the tonight's jailbreak...although I'm sure I can't top corn peen, etc.
Talk about pressure...
This isn't a contest, sweetcheeks....
ReplyDeleteOr as the Native Americans joke goes, so now you know what you were named after.
ReplyDeleteAll scientifically interesting questions I've wondered about myself. But I've done no web searches - I don't need those cookies on my PC.